The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- A mysterious flag erases Walker III's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Walker III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.