The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
85%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Walker III drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.