The Hamstring Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Walker III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Walker III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.