The Snap Count Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Walker III's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.