The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
- Walker III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
81%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Walker III, Walker III, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.