The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Walker III rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
80%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Walker III, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.