The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Walker III's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.