The Fumble Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
81%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.