The Stuffed Run Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III is already "Out" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
- Walker III breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
89%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Walker III's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.