The Garbage-Time Hex of Kenneth Walker III
Kenneth Walker III · KC · RB
“Walker III gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan State's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Walker III's week
- Walker III tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Walker III is already "Questionable" with that groin. The witch only has to push gently.
74%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Dolphins locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Walker III scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenneth Walker III in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenneth Walker III is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenneth Walker III actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.