The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“Gainwell will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gainwell will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Gainwell, Gainwell, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.