The Phantom Flag Hex of Kenny Gainwell
Kenny Gainwell · TB · RB
“The broadcast shows Gainwell on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gainwell's week
- Gainwell is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Gainwell rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gainwell's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenny Gainwell in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenny Gainwell is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenny Gainwell actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.