The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sadiq, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.