The Late Scratch Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Sadiq, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.