The Chip-and-Release Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sadiq's stadium. Only over Sadiq.
73%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Sadiq's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.