The Hamstring Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Ref: "Number Sadiq, that's a flag." Sadiq: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sadiq's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.