The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Sadiq gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Sadiq, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.