The Chip-and-Release Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A used challenge flag
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Sadiq, Sadiq, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.