The Blocking Assignment Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Sadiq's stadium. Only over Sadiq.
- Sadiq gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Sadiq's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.