The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Sadiq is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Sadiq's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.