The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Kenyon Sadiq
Kenyon Sadiq · NYJ · TE
“Sadiq gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Sadiq's week
- Rookie Sadiq gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Sadiq is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
72%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Sadiq scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kenyon Sadiq in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kenyon Sadiq is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kenyon Sadiq actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.