The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.