The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
88%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.