The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
89%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.