The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
87%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.