The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
- Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.