The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
78%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.