The Phantom Holding Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
77%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.