The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
78%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Buccaneers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.