The Late Scratch Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Coleman gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
85%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.