The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.