The Dropped Pass Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coleman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.