The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.