The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
92%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Coleman, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.