The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“The broadcast shows Coleman on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.