The Hamstring Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Coleman gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
85%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Bills down to grief,
Coleman scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.