The Phantom Flag Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
75%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.