The Mystery Tweak Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
75%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.