The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Coleman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Coleman drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.