The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
73%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.