The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
88%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Coleman's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Josh Allen
- Ja'Marr Chase
- James Cook III
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.