The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coleman does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.