The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Coleman scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
90%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.