The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Coleman's stadium. Only over Coleman.
- Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Coleman, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.