The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.
- Coleman is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
91%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Commanders fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Coleman's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.