The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Coleman runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
87%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Coleman's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.