The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Ref: "Number Coleman, that's a flag." Coleman: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Coleman tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.