The Butter-Finger Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The QB looks at Coleman exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Coleman, Coleman, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.