The Hamstring Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“Coleman's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Coleman was due a breakout.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Coleman gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
82%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a 49ers fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Coleman drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.