The Inch-Short Hex of Keon Coleman
Keon Coleman · BUF · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Coleman's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Coleman's week
- Coleman drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Coleman gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida State's biggest rival.
79%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Coleman's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Keon Coleman in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Keon Coleman is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Keon Coleman actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.